December 2011
26 posts
TAKE MY UTERUS
seriously, someone get this freaking piece of crap contracting uterus out of my body. The stork brings babies to your doorstep, so why do I need my uterus anyways?
My Six Names are cooler than yours
ripping this off totally reminds me of the good old days of myspace. A warm fuzzy feeling indeed.
1. Your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Gold Glitter Dachshund
2. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Marie Estates
3. Your Star Trek name (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 of middle name, first 2 of first, last 3 of last): Rodmaeluez
4.Your...
FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
Hilarity ensues.
JASON. I HATE YOU AND THE NIGHTMARES I WILL NOW BE HAVING.
I’ve been thinking about death today.
I was feeling guilty for my lack of emotion when people express their sympathy for my grandfathers passing.
I realized that I do not feel sad about his death.
I feel inexpressible, torturous, grief in my soul for his suffering. Bearing witness to it has forever changed who I am.
It hit me today that I have felt this before, but never so vivid. Never...
Currently trying to not be resentful that I am the only one who is currently doing housework, caring for the animals and making sure there is food in the house. New Years Resolution: Suck it up and just do what needs to be done.
Five more minutes of work…HURRY UP CLOCK!!
OMG. I THINK I MESSED UP.
I am so far behind in school, and I accomplished virtually nothing today. I wasn’t even able to focus long enough to make a freaking list of everything that I needed to get done… Not to mention I haven’t even prepared my lesson plan for tomorrow, and I have to work. Plus I am in the middle of moving and trying to take care of the house and animals and work. Top it off with a nice...
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I can’t figure out how to leave comments or comment back to people. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? I realize I am an idiot…